cute-suggestions:

in 2019 we’re not gonna purposely make ourselves sad anymore!!! no more looking at that blog bc you know it’ll make you sad! no more clicking on a link to a song that brings back bad memories or a post that reminds you of bad times just to make yourself feel bad!! we’re gonna start to love ourselves in 2019 and strive to be happy bitch!!!!!

macross-82:

me: okay this summer I will study the languages I want, I will download online grammar and vocabulary books, I will look for online sources and actually open the duolingo app

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lucentgallivanter:

me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

suprcorp:

the older i get the more i understand the weird shit my grandma says like she say “some people have never cleaned a bathroom in their life and it shows when they speak” and honestly? tea.

bitchycode:

someone: *hurts me very bad*

me: i don’t deserve this. i need to remove toxic people from my life

them: hey sorry for that thing

me: hey!!! u know what it’s okay!! do it again if u need to! 💘💖💗💓💞💝💟💘💖💗💓💞💝